We recently toured the California Caverns with all its beautiful stalactites and stalagmites. The guide told us about one part of the cavern that used to be popular for weddings. Traditionally the bride and groom would smash a bottle of wine or champagne on one of the rock formations. Later in the caves Vienna told me about her ponderings: "I don’t want to get married in this caves for two reasons: 1) I wouldn’t be together forever with my family in heaven 2) it’s dark and scary down here and 3) it’s a waste of wine!"
