During breakfast this morning:
Nora: Do you love having a clean house?
Me: Yes I do.
Nora: Even if someone else cleans it for you?
Me:... Yeah, that would be really nice.
Nora: Do you trust Merry Maids?
Me: What?!?!?
Nora: I saw a commercial about them. Get a Merry Maid. Everyone trusts Merry Maids!
Yesterday, Nora's preschool teacher told me there was a little rock throwing incident, where another kid hit Nora in the mouth with a large rock. Afterwards I pumped her for a little more information.
Me: So Parker hit you with a rock?
Nora: Well...Actually I started it.
Me: You did? What did you do?
Nora: I was throwing little rocks at him.
Me: Why?
Nora: Because he was pretending to shoot a gun at me and I didn't like it.
Me: But don't you know you shouldn't throw rocks at people?
Nora: Well (sigh)... sometimes during life, its hard.
