Most of Nora's funniest one-liners come from being put in time out. She will shout out manipulative phrases at us from down the hall as she waits out her penalty. Here are a few of my favorites:
- After hitting Ike on the head with a wooden spoon: (In a pleading voice) Mommy? Remember I'm a good girl?
- After throwing food at the table: "Heavenly Father want you to not give me a time out! Heavenly father misses me. Heavenly Father loves me!"
- N:Mom! I'm saying a prayer...I'm saying a prayer! I need you to listen!
Me:Okay Nora you can come out now.
N:I'm saying a prayer.
Me:Okay. (N kneels down.) Say your prayer.
N:Heavenly Father. Please bless me not to put fingers in baby Ike's mouth and please bless me not to be sad anymore. Amen! - While carrying her down to time out: Heavenly Father wants you to be a good mommy!
2 comments:
Classic! Kids say the funniest things sometimes. Tyson always prays "please help me to be nice to Craig." I just wish he'd remember that during the day. He loves to yell when I put him in time-out "No YOU go to time OOOUUUUTTTT!! YOU YOU YOU!!" I definitely have a screamer.
That Nora, she is one funny girl!
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